Dill.

Yesterday, I tackled the Dill Plant That Ate Newnan again.

Before:

After:

This is the third time I’ve done this since it sprang back from the freezing cold this winter.  It is irrepressible. And it’s trying to colonize the butterfly garden in front of it.

No lie, I had to get the pruner to cut through the stalks,  and the frondage I carried to the street weighed about 15-20 pounds.  I suppose I should dig the whole thing up, but I don’t have the heart.  All I can do is cut it back down so that the sprinkler can get to the rest of the garden.

If you ever need dill, you know where to find it.

More herbs!

Yesterday, another package arrived from The Growers Exchange:

Ignoring the scrawny citronella on the far left, there’s mullein and the acanthus-like cardoon, and in the back is the buddleia.

You will recall that previously I had purchased and planted new herbs, expanding the old herb garden.  (RIP, little borage, we hardly knew ye, and we certainly waited too long to ask Growers Exchange for a replacement…)

This batch includes two each of Buddleia, mullein, and cardoon, plus a freebie of citronella.

Mullein is one of those medieval medicinal plants, and it and the buddleia (aka butterfly bush) will go over at the side of the house where the privet hedge used to be.  They’re hardy and almost invasive, and that’s exactly what I need over there.

The cardoon, all of which is edible, will go in the new herb section. They tend to become invasive as well, so a) I’ll transplant new ones over to the hardy area; and b) I’ll start giving them away to you people, not that you’ve been any help with the Dill Plant That Ate Newnan.

3 Old Men: Euphoria… ready… set…

I spent today packing for the burn, which means I went to my database and printed out a five-page list of over 160 items that I have to pull from here and yon and get them ready for transport.

Since I’m using Craig’s trailer, everything has to fit onto a 6×8 rectangle. Behold!

If you look carefully, you can see the blue rectangle I chalked down to plan ahead.  Up at the top of the driveway you’ll notice the trailer backed into the carport—a feat so impressive that I had to put out a call on Facebook to beg someone to come do it for me.  Even after practicing for 30 minutes in a large parking lot on Bullsboro, once I got to College Street I could not get the thing even to approach the driveway.  So much for Radical Self-Reliance!

Let’s look at it from the other end:

All the stuff in front is going in the car.  The tools and bamboo will go between the tubs, cushioned by multiple tarps.

Tent, kitchen, tables, canopy, fire pit, fuel, tools, labyrinth (three tubs), tiki torches, lighting, ritual items, musical instruments, food, clothing.  All there.

Turn, turn, kick, turn—yes, it will WORK!

 

New herbs

I post this photo for a couple of reasons.

First of all, I’ll be gone until next week Camping with the Hippies™, and I really ought to post something before I leave.

Secondly, this is a new section for the herb garden.  I’ve taken over what used to be a bed of day lilies until some landscaper or other —not me!— replaced it with nothing.  Ugh.

There are four plants in the picture.  At top is lemon verbena, which I have planted before.  It has a gorgeous smell.

At the bottom left is horehound, which I’ve never planted before.  It’s good for coughs, etc.

In the center is borage, which I have planted but it’s been a long time.  You can put it in salads—mild cucumber flavor—and its flowers are edible as well.  It repels insects from the garden, and it apparently self-seeds generously.

And the tiny little sprout above the shrub is bergamot, aka bee balm.  I’ve had it before for the flowers, and here’s what my source The Growers Exchange says about it:

Bergamot has a long history of use as a medicinal plant by many Native Americans, including the Blackfeet. The Blackfeet Indians used this hardy perennial in poultices to treat minor cuts and wounds. A tea made from the plant was also used to treat mouth and throat infections caused by gingivitis, as the plant contains high levels of a naturally occurring antiseptic, Thymol, which is found in many brand name mouthwashes. Traditionally used to ease bloating and digestion because of its carminative properties, as well as to treat headaches and fevers, Bee Balm makes a strong and slightly spicy tea, tasting of mint and oregano.

I post the photo because the horehound and borage are supposed to spread wildly, so in a couple of years this patch may look like the Dill Plant That Ate Newnan.

I ordered more from Growers Exchange, and in looking up all the plants to see how high they would get and how I might arrange them, I discovered that all of them are rapacious spreaders, perhaps even invasive.

But all of them (and the ones above) bloom and attract bees and butterflies, and that’s my main goal here.  Except for the cardoon (arriving soon). That’s for eatin’.

Back to work

Last week was an away game, so I got nothing done except a lot of Waste Booking.  Now I’m back with a handful of (major) emails to deal with, plus all my backlog of work, plus my taxes are due.

But first.

On Saturday night, my lovely first wife and I went to the Isis Restaurant and Music Hall in West Asheville to hear a group called Harpeth Rising, a trio of young women who played cello, violin, and banjo.

You are wrong: this was one of the most amazing performances I have ever seen. The lead singer (violin) has a voice as good as anything you’ve ever heard come out of Nashville, and their songs are beautiful and incisive.

Some links, all of which I expect you to follow:

They ended their set with “Eve” and “Four Days More”, and I have to say that the tepid applause they receive in the video link above indicates brain damage on the part of their audience.  The crowd at Isis went wild.  I went wild.  They are simply amazing, and if they ever perform within range again, you will find me there.  And I will have dragged you along with me.

So what’s on my plate?  In no particular order:

updated to indicate completion… or not

  • Emails:
    • a couple of online references to fill out for former GHP faculty – √
    • renew the domain registration for lichtenbergian.com — turns out this was not a legit email
    • Mike Funt is nattering something something about Miss Ella’s song—a couple of video links to watch; I think he wants me to rewrite the song for a different feel.  Will know more after I watch the videos. — still unclear
    • several emails from the nice, energetic people who have conned me into steering the Carnegie Library Foundation’s end-of-summer reading program party, which revolves around the game of Minecraft.  Oy. — replied to all; meeting tomorrow
    • blog postings for the Euphoria Burn art projects (which I didn’t write but am responsible for getting online) — √
  • from the Waste Book:
    • new ideas for the structure of the chapter in Lichtenbergianism on RITUAL
    • idea for storyboarding the Prelude from William Blake’s Inn (vid. sub.)
    • note to sign up to be a speaker at the Carnegie on Lichtenbergianism
    • todo: make garlic tahini dressing for LFW — √
    • recipe for a cocktail called a Thai Orchid (full story: my favorite bar in the world is Sovereign Remedies in Asheville.  We were there Saturday, and 1) the bartender Thistle, who has not seen me in a year, called me by name; and 2) another patron asked what I was drinking—it was a Molly 22A, one of my successes (I like to see what the guys at SR will make of my recipes)—and when I let her have a taste, she wanted the recipe to add to the menu at her restaurant, Fig, which was the first restaurant we ever ate at in Asheville.  So I gave her the Quarter Moon as well.)
    • notes for email to go out to the 3 Old Men crew today — √
  • from my ToDo list on the phone:
    • taxes — √
    • design a bodkin for threading EL wire into the labyrinth  — √
    • water the houseplants  — √
    • sew the 2″ channel into the long walls of the 3 Old Men labyrinth
    • complete a variance application to build an 8-foot wall in the back yard (current limits are 6 feet)
    • type up instructions for getting a blogpost onto the Newnan Theatre Company website for those who need to be doing that themselves  — √
    • print the scene from Henry VIII for my fellow actors for the ULTIMATE SHAKESPEARE DEATH SMACKDOWN, coming soon on Apr 21 to a Historic Depot near you  — √
    • prep the labyrinth for a Lichtenbergian fireside tonight — raining, so unnecessary
    • write that email to the 3 Old Men crew  — √
    • buy something called a “shark bite cap” for old pipes I plan to saw off in the basement
    • stow the four 5×7 rugs we bought to lay under our tent so roots and stuff don’t poke through the tent floor  — √
    • test the EL lights on a 3 Old Men labyrinth wall segment
    • do laundry  — √
    • start storyboarding William Blake’s Inn—on the way out of town last week, I bought a sketchbook to make myself visualize what a staged production of WBI would look like
  • Otherwise:
    • learn lines for HVIII
    • volunteer at the Boys & Girls Club around the corner—my first day today!  — √
    • get my ideas together for how the SHAKESPEARE SMACKDOWN will actually work
    • take some things to the cleaners

You will perhaps have noticed that nowhere in here is there anything about a) working on Lichtenbergianism; b) composing anything at all, up to and including Seven Dreams of Falling or my new secret project.

The labyrinth in spring

Here, have a look at the labyrinth’s ferns:

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This is when I know there’s no turning back.  If I were of a crude nature, I’d call it some kind of feeling of inevitability that one encounters every now and then.

The labyrinth itself needs to be mowed and the paving stones trimmed, but that’s the kind of thing I can do later.

Sovereign Citizens, aka WHACKADOODLES, KENNETH

After reading this Wonkette article about a Florida judge LOLing at a Sovereign Citizen in his court, I was fascinated enough by the SC gibberish to follow the links to here.

Do not click those last two links.

Mercy, people, there are some serious whackjobs out there.  I am sniffing around a very deep rabbit hole here and am really thinking I don’t need to dive any deeper.

So far I’ve only read secondary sources, i.e., sane people who try to explain/untangle the concepts that have seized the brains of these whackjobs.  I know, though, that sooner or later I’m going to go looking for the whackjobs themselves.  (I briefly encountered them in comments at that last link above, and OMG are they impenetrably deluded!) There’s only one thing I want you fellows to do: talk me out of it.

At the moment I’m reading through a 176-page Canadian legal decision wherein the judge outlines the entire basis of Sovereign Citizen stupidity, mincing no words and outlining the reasons why he will no longer tolerate the pseudolegal nonsense in his court. I’m on page 17, and it’s fascinating.

One reason I am interested in this kind of thing is the real-life ramifications when your average Sovereign Citizen tries to engage what you and I laughingly refer to as the Real World.  The whole Bundy Ranch and Malheur Bird Refuge debacles were driven largely by Sovereign Citizen concepts, and we all know how well that turned out.  Unmoored egos + righteous sense of authority + guns = seriously dangerous craziness.

I’ll send dispatches back from Wonderland as I go.

Today in spam

Today I had 192 spam messages in my filter—a light day, actually.  I decided to scan them all and see what I’m missing out on.

Make Your No Alcohol
Resolution Stick
with Rehab

It seems to me that it’s either a ‘no alcohol [sic] resolution’ or rehab, but maybe that’s just me.

You can charter a
Private Yacht for
any event

And in case your plans change…

Private Jet Charters
are more affordable
than you …

Going on…

Grow Your Own
Enticing Cherries

Grow 10,000 Cherries
per Plant, Buy2 Get2
Today On...

Are cherries a thing now?  I can’t keep up.

This lipstick trick
is insane!

That’s actually from a legit email concern that I don’t care enough about to liberate from spam.

☽ Temp Temp Hooray

I let this one through just to see what it is.

Secret Brain
-Enhancer -the
elite – use
to–g…

Damn Illuminati.

PICS: New
Images-Inside: Cops
Use Them! MUST SEE

Since this is from a concern called specialnewlightingupdates.eu, I’m wondering if it came from my engaging with piethein.com. Not going to find out, though. [update:  It’s flashlights.]

View These Substance
Abuse Options

Very tempting, but…

An urgent message
(Open this now!)

And yet I am unmoved.

Относитель
но
художестве
нн�…

Yeah, I don’t know either.

No I am not a nerd STOP LOOKING AT ME.

During my research on the competition for Lichtenbergianism: procrastination as a creative strategy, I found myself over at the Library of Congress catalog checking out the Cataloging-in-Publication Data (CIP) for The Art of Procrastination.

First of all, if I may rant a bit, why isn’t CIP actually in the actual freaking publication anymore??  It used to nestle on the copyright page of new books, and a blessing it was, too, to those of us who had to enter cataloging by hand now and then.

This is not to say that it was always accurate.  The LOC catalogers who provided this information to publishers often had to work only from a title page, and sometimes their subject headings (and subsequent call numbers) were hysterically off.  But still, it was nice to have.

I presume that the speed with which books hit the market these days has made it impossible for even a cursory amount of pre-publication cataloging, so now we’re stuck with a kind of patent pending note in the front of our books: “Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data is available.”  It’s also probably true that only in the wilds of the Amazon—or maybe west Texas—are there libraries without access to electronic cataloging.  Still, I would like to go on the record as offering my services to any and all publishers to do their CIP data in-house.  For a respectable fee, of course.

Anyway.

I chose to find The Art of Procrastination through its ISBN number.  That stands for International Standard Book Number, and it’s exactly what it sounds like.  The ISBN number used to be ten digits long; now it’s thirteen, because they were running out of ten-digit numbers.  (Kind of like IP addresses on the intertubes.)

Like all the other numbers that tag things in our lives—UPC numbers, etc.—the part of the ISBN number that actually identifies the book is just the first twelve digits.  The last number is a checksum, a number that is calculated from the the other digits.  When you put an ISBN number into a system that cares about these things, it will do that calculation to see if it comes up with correct checksum.  If it doesn’t, it flags the number as incorrect.  In other words, the checksum calculation is meant to snag incorrect digits or transposed digits.

If you are of an inquiring mind like I am, a simple question has nagged at you for years: how does that work even??

Today, I learned.  Here, go look.  (It’s not hard.)

There are different checksum algorithms for different systems, but essentially they work the same way: multiply the digits with alternating prime numbers, add them up, subtract them from the nearest multiple of ten.

I can continue my slow march to the grave with one less puzzle of life gnawing at my soul.

3 Old Men: Shame and dirt

In Lewis Hyde’s Trickster Makes This World: mischief, myth, and art, he has a chapter called “Speechless Shame and Shameless Speech” in which he posits that shame is linked to societal rules about speech and silence, and that those rules have an “ordering function,” not just of society but of the body and the psyche as well.

He quotes from Hunger of Memory, the memoir of one Richard Rodriguez:

The normal, extraordinary, animal excitement of feeling my [teenaged] body alive—riding shirtless on a bicycle in the warm wind created by furious self-propelled motion—the sensations that first had excited in me a sense of my maleness, I denied. I was too ashamed of my body. I wanted to forget that I had a body because I had a brown body.

Hyde goes on to note that “…an unalterable fact about the body…”—in this case, Rodriguez’s brown skin— “… is linked to a place in the social order,…”—i.e., less than white skin— “… and in both cases, to accept the link is to be caught in a kind of trap.” [1]

The Trickster, however, subverts that trap. Remember that Trickster = Raven, Coyote, Br’er Rabbit, Shiva, Dionysus, Jesus.

Or Old Men.

If you take Rodriguez’s passage and substitute old for brown, you can see another source of the power of 3 Old Men’s ritual at burns:

Wise to the tricks of language, the [Trickster] refuses the whole setup—refuses the metonymic shift, the enchantment of [societal] story, and the rules of silence—and by these refusals [he] detaches the supposedly overlapping levels of inscription from one another so that the body, especially, need no longer stand as the mute, incarnate seal of social and psychological order. All this, but especially the speaking out where shame demands silence, depends largely on a consciousness that doesn’t feel much inhibition, and knows how traps are made, and knows how to subvert them.[2]

That’s long and complicated. But what it means for us is that rather than be complicit in the role that society has constructed for the words an old man, the 3 Old Men troupe rejects that metonymy— “a kind of bait and switch,” Hyde says, “in which one’s changeable social place is figured in terms of an unchangeable part of the body”[3]—in this case, our aging male bodies—and instead substitutes a different reading.

This reading (about which you can read my original thoughts here) also links into Hyde’s contention that any social structure of meaning undergoes “purification” as it continues to create order, discarding undesirable or repellent bits, i.e., “dirt.” He contends that in an eternal dialectic, the Trickster takes the dirt, the waste, the excluded detritus of the system and revivifies the system by breaking it open and throwing the dirt back in.[4]

Thus, our society’s ideals of beauty and power have over the centuries focused more on the youthful male body—sleek, virile, strong—and rejected the aching joints, sagging breasts, and protruding bellies of the old. 3 Old Men uses its ritual to call attention to those attributes of “oldness” and to overturn and recreate that societal order in the labyrinth, and then to include that society which excluded the former “dirt,” by opening the labyrinth to the journey of others, ending with our agon encounters at the boundaries.

Ritual: Order. Community. Transformation.

—————

[1] Hyde, p. 169

[2] ibid., p. 171

[3] ibid. p. 170

[4] In a stunning bit of synchronicity, the chapter after “Speechless Shame” is “Matter Out of Place”: dirt is that which is out of place when we create our order. Matter out of place, or MOOP, is of course a key concept in Leave No Trace, one of the 10 Principles of Burning Man. (I do not know whether there is a connection between Hyde’s work and the growth of Burning Man—it would be interesting to find out.) UPDATE: Indeed, Larry Harvey, founder of Burning Man, got the term from Hyde.