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Meanwhile, on vacation…

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“Where… is… the restroom?”

“I don’t think he speaks English, Carl.”

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Yes, we know…

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Once Jobie won the drag contest, there was no living with him.

Bad habits

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At the height of his addiction, François was going through twenty pipettes a day.

Little known facts

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Despite what would seem to be his obvious advantages, Janus was often lost.

Bunch of fairies…

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On her days off, Glinda the Good Witch would often go visit her friend Le Petit Prince.

What winning looks like

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“Whee!” cried Hedwig.  “That bitch Carlotta fell off—we’re ahead!  Faster!  Faster!”  Rupert, on the other hand, regretted his choices.

Nice piece of ass…

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She was just a donkey, but Isabel still understood what Bayard’s cry of, “Hey, it’s my turn next!” meant.

Meanwhile in Perugia…

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Cuthbert practiced and practiced, but his audition for the synchronized ribbon team still ended in risible disaster.

She’s a neckless kind of girl…

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It wasn’t until after she decapitated him that Leander realized that the correct answer to Urania’s “Does this orb make my ass look fat?” was not the first one that came to mind.