Personal to Coweta County commissioner Al Smith, who said re: a request for a “farm distillery ordinance”, and I quote,
“Since Coweta County is considered a dry county, why would we want this? If we don’t have this now and we never had it, why would we want this?”
“People are getting enough alcohol as it is. I don’t see how anybody is being restricted from getting whatever they want.”
If I have ever heard a more reductive “If’n it wuz good enough for my Pappy, it’s good enough for all y’all,” I don’t remember it. Jebus H. Cthulhu, even those of us who grew up here know that Coweta County is not what it was even ten years ago, much less back when you had a flat stomach.
Do you really think that the quality of life in our community is enhanced by this dog-in-the-manger approach to governance? Do you really think that it’s the best interest of our citizenry to make them drive twenty minutes in any direction to stock their home bar?
Or do you live conveniently near the county line, where of course there is a liquor store right over that line, sucking Coweta County’s revenue straight down its gullet?
And how is it even possible that, in the home of Walking Dead and Alan Jackson and Murder in Coweta County, you do not understand the importance of tourism to our bottom line?
I can’t even. And from a Democrat, too.
Tell you what—you come sit out in my labyrinth with me and let me serve you a cocktail and let’s talk about this. If I’m an hour late, it’s because I had to run out and get a bottle of whiskey.
An unamused constituent