I voted yesterday. Normally I don’t do early voting, but this year’s election has driven saner men than I to desperation.
In all the contested races I voted for the Democrat because oh my god have you seen those other guys? But what to do when an incumbent Republican is running unopposed?
Here’s what I did: I clicked on WRITE-IN and wrote in NONE OF THE ABOVE. Easy.
Does it count? No. But imagine if everyone who didn’t want the unopposed candidate wrote in NONE OF THE ABOVE — how wondrous would it be if an unopposed candidate got fewer votes than NONE OF THE ABOVE?
It might even make the Democratic Party decide they could run on progressive issues and take seats from these fuppers.
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 Full disclosure: there were several unopposed Republican incumbents for whom I voted because I know they are not crazy right-wingers. But I still wish I had had a progressive candidate to vote for.
 And no, it’s not going to be me, so don’t ask.