I have a complaint.
Yesterday I was minding my own business when I got a text from a phone number with which I was unfamiliar. That’s not unheard of, of course, but this was the text:
I mean, what the heck, right? Who among my friends was doing this to me? After some consideration I clicked on the link, which took me to a legitimate Apple App Store webpage for an app called Gather—In Real Life.
Gather—In Real Life purports to be an EASY FUN FUN WAY to arrange get-togethers with your friends.
But Gather—In Real Life is a vile piece of crap. I went to the App Store itself, where, as I suspected, the app was rated around a 1, and the top review said bluntly that if giving a 0 were possible, the reviewer would do so. They went on to describe in detail the app’s spammy practices: merely downloading the app allows it to take all your contacts and send the above spam text to them. Imagine: your family, your business associates, your random contacts—all of them get a text saying they’ve been “invited.”
Needless to say, I did not download the app. I texted STOP, then sent an excoriating message, then texted STOP again in case they thought I was saying it was okay to talk to me ever again.
I have more complaint: at some point in the upgrade process, Apple has done away with the Report button in the App Store. If you’ve downloaded an app and need a refund or something, there’s a webpage for that, but after a day of searching I can find no way to let Apple know that this app is offensive, intrusive, and needs to go.
So here’s my blogpost on Gather—In Real Life. Any response from the company will be posted and ridiculed here.