I’ve done a thing. Whether it turns out to be a Thing remains to be seen, but if it does, I want this on the record. Donald J. Trump, the Republican candidate for President of the United States, has been saying outrageous, jawdropping shit since the very beginning of his campaign: Mexican immigrants are rapists; […]
Oh, Allen West, you adorable lunkhead! Here’s the deal, folks: people like Allen West got to be famous by stampeding the amygdalas, and they continue to rake in the old grift money by continuing to stampede the amygdalas. What am I babbling about? Here, from today’s FaceTubes: Illinois May Be The First To Do This […]
Just kidding. The people who make these things up are impermeable to any form of logic, even ones that involve simple pictures. Today on the FaceTubes: Oh, where to begin? Let’s start with the easy stuff, the inevitable grammatical errors: State Department is capitalized, please, as is Muslims, and our sentences need a period at […]
Today on the FaceTubes: The jaw drops, does it not? The Lyles Rule of Interwebs F***ery1 states that if it’s too outrageous to be true, THEN IT’S NOT.2 One second of googling was enough to reveal that this thing was a lie. Look at this: Google didn’t even wait for me to space before giving […]
Oy. From the FaceTubes, a comment on a friend’s posting about Donald Drumpf’s call for violence from the podium: So, the fact of the matter is that the leftwing (primarily blacks and hispanics) violently attack impoverished whites tens of millions of times each year in america. We are a very violenced, crushed people and the […]
I am connected on the Facetubes to several individuals who are—and I am being as kind as I can here—seriously whacked rightwing nutjobs. Because I am trying to be a better person every day and in every way, I generally do not respond to the crap they post about politics, but merciful Cthulhu they have […]
Oh my. Sarah Palin is proof that the Flying Spaghetti Monster loves us and wants us to drop our jaws in stunned disbelief. Here she is being interviewed by Bill O’Reilly, who seems to be skeptical but, because of the clause in his contract that requires him to share an amygdala and at least part […]