The problem with Santorum

Rick Santorum, whose Google problem has been well documented don’t bother clicking on those links , since they all go to the same place ; I merely link to exacerbate Rick Santorum’s well-documented Google problem—really blew it in the GOP debate last night.

The moderator sandbagged him with a YouTube question from a gay soldier serving in Iraq, and Santorum did his Santorum thing, saying that the repeal of DADT was “social engineering” and that if he were elected President he would reinstate DADT.

The audience, of course, booed… the gay soldier. Of course. Nothing to say about that except that the Republican base seems intent on completing their devolution into knuckle-dragging yahoos.

Let’s talk about “social engineering.” That’s Republican code for “lifting of statutory discrimination against People Who Are Not Like You And Me,” and here I am speaking as an upper middle class white male, which to the Republican brain is the only possible You and Me that could be considered.

So what would you call it if you enacted a law to suppress a naturally occurring segment of the population in an organization, to hide them utterly, and if they dared show themselves, expel them from the organization? In other words, you crafted a law to make sure that this naturally occurring segment of the population vanished. What would you call that? That would seem to me to be the quintessence of “social engineering.” But that certainly will never occur to the Republicans. (Actually, I’m sure it has. They’re just manipulating the yahoos.)

The rest of the GOP field last night maintained a discreet silence. After the debate, when asked about the booing, the only comment from anyone, including Santorum’s people, was that the booing was “unfortunate.”

I’ll say it was unfortunate, only not in the way that the GOP minions want you to think they meant it. They didn’t mean that it was a shame and a disgrace to the Republican party that audience members for their Presidential candidate debate booed one of our troops. They meant that it was unfortunate that the rest of the nation saw what knuckle-dragging yahoos their candidates are trying to appeal to.

“Unfortunate.” Really? That’s the best you can do, boys? What about “My candidate condemns in the strongest terms the lack of respect these audience members showed one of our fighting forces. There is no place for this kind of homophobia in my Republican party.”? Did we hear anything approaching the sort? Will we ever?

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the modern Republican party. Vote for them at your peril.

New York

Last weekend I took my lovely first wife to New York City for her birthday. We saw two exhibits and three shows, plus did a little shopping. It was a spectacular time.

We had never been to the Fashion Institute of Technology, down on 27th St, but the museum is free, and so we went. There was a nicely done exhibit of sportswear from the late 19th century to the present with some lovely examples. I especially liked the baseball shirt from the 1920s.

There was an exhibit of illustration masters students’ thesis work, and a lot of it was that surreal, drug-inspired stuff that litters the internet and magazine ads. (Although, have you seen the new Heineken commercial? Who spent that much money to do something that crafted for such a low-rent product?) The good stuff was all children’s illustrations: whimsical and beautifully rendered.

The highlight was an exhibit of items from Daphne Guinness’ “collection,” aka “her closet.” Daphne Guinness, for those who don’t know—of whom I count myself one—is a heiress of the ale concern. She’s excessively thin, tall, and glamorous, and she has made it her life’s work to be seen at events, dressed in over-the-top, one-of-a-kind outfits.

Having seen the Alexander McQueen exhibit at the Met back in June, we were not unprepared for the utter bizarreness of this woman’s clothing. There was nothing in the exhibit that was not beautiful, but all of it was grotesque. Quite a fun time.

Our first show was Anything Goes at the Sondheim Theater. Frankly, it was a disappointment. The actors were good, solid voices, etc., etc., but the direction was lame. Kathleen Marshall is a first-rate director of this kind of thing, but here she was simply off her feed. The couples choreography, i.e., the Fred and Ginger stuff, was no better than you would see at any senior play hereabouts. The lighting was the best thing about it.

Our second show was Sondheim’s Follies at the Marquis Theater, and here we were in the hands of a master. What a perfect piece of art! And how perfectly staged! The cast was a revelation on all counts, and the choreography was thrilling. It made up for the lackluster matinee in every way.

I was only vaguely familiar with the show, having listened to the original cast album at some point, but never having read it or seen it. It had not resonated with me, musically, as have some of Sondheim’s other shows, A Little Night Music and Into the Woods in particular. But in performance, the show packs a wallop. Nostalgia, in its original sense of pain, was the overwhelming mood. The ruined theatre, beyond saving, houses the (literal) ghosts of showgirls past, and of the lives of the four main characters.

By the end of the show, we have seen and understood who Sally and Buddy, Phyllis and Ben have been and are, but at the end of the night we are no closer to seeing what happens tomorrow than they are. Other choices, other lives. Good stuff.

On Sunday, we hit the Hell’s Kitchen flea market, where I bought a Tibetan singing bowl and a couple of other doodads. We hit MOMA for a couple of exhibits there. There was a major DeKooning retrospective: I don’t think I knew that he was a major abstract expressionist. The portaits were all I’d ever seen, and I despise them. His other stuff though I quite liked.

There was a small installation of Cy Twombly’s assemblages, just junk he found lying around, nailed together, and slapped some white paint on. They were fun and interesting in a put-this-in-the-labyrinth kind of way. It made me want to spend a week in the back yard playing with the concept.

Finally, it was time to see The Book of Mormon.

Oh my. I am not at all a fan of South Park, but this show is a work of genius. Imagine the most profane, obscene, sophomoric take on religion and faith and First World/Third World issues and personal growth and cultural blindspots. Now imagine it transmitted via the dippiest Glee episode ever. Now imagine it winning the Pulitzer Prize. That’s The Book of Mormon.

Looking at it simply as a Broadway show, it wins on all counts: performances? Genius. Songs? Savagely gleeful, genius. Sets? Genius. Costumes? Genius. Choreography? Genius. Book? Double genius.

Nearly a week later, I’m still mulling over moments from the show and the important underlying themes and ideas. That’s the kind of theatre we need on Broadway, not the idiotic pablum of Spiderman or Mary Poppins.

Those who have assailed the show for irreligiosity are flat out wrong. And stupid. Does the show make fun of Mormons? Yes, indeed, because there’s no way to put any religion onstage and examine its most closely held myths without one’s tongue firmly in one’s cheek, and Mormon mythology is sillier than most.

However, those who get blocked by the irreverence of the portrayal of Jesus appearing to the warring tribes of Jews in preColumbian America—not to mention those who get blocked by the unbelievable obscenity of the village pageant—have missed the other point the team is making about faith and religion, and that is the silliness of the myths should not distract us from the point of the matter: our job while here is to make a better latter day—for everyone.

It is worth noting that the one scene that depicts an actual religious activity—that of the boys baptizing the villagers—is done simply and beautifully, without a trace of irony.

So, good trip all round. We’re going back next year, but delaying the trip by a week so we can hit the BAM Next Wave Festival. Anyone want to go to Brooklyn?

Cello sonata, mvt 3, take 7

I actually made real progress last night, although it’s no longer than it was before.  I decided to do the old pull-back-then-build-higher trick, so I sliced off what I wrote last week after the run up to the high B-flat and brought it way down.  Now it’s taken a turn for the purely tonal, which is fine.  Sounds more relaxed, though it’s not really.  I also decided to give the pianist’s left hand a rest for a few measures…

III. Andante (Elegy): mp3

My plan is to forge ahead this week and this weekend and try to have the whole thing done by the end of this month.  Because I actually have other projects facing me.

One of which is not, alas, Christmas Carol.  Paul Conroy, in a pinch over their Christmas Carol this year, called as I was pulling out of the airport parking lot Sunday night: would I allow them to produce my old script/score?  Of course, I said, providing I have the time to reinvent the sound files.

The problem was that all the files were old midi files, unplayable on any software I now own.  I would have to 1) find them; 2) convert them into Finale files; 3) clean them up (many of them were actually played in by my unreliable fingers, so they get converted with all kinds of thirty-second note lead-ins and general messiness); 4) reorchestrate many of them to fit the new instrumentations available to me; 5) learn how to export them to some sequencer so that all those vamps in the Graveyard Scene and the Finale can work—all before rehearsals have to start.

Alas, I failed at step one.  I cannot find the files.  I know I had them on the last two computers I owned, so why they’re not on this one, I have no idea.  This means that I would have to build everything completely from the original score, which is an appalling mess.  The overture was never written down; it went straight into the sequencer.  I futzed with many of the pieces in the computer and never printed them out.  I would be hard pressed to get this done by next November.

Still, I began to run through the music in my head, and you know what?  It’s still good.  Hardly anything else I wrote from 30 years ago still stands up, but Christmas Carol does.  For those of you who remember it, think of: “A Reason for Laughter,” “Cratchit’s Prayer” (aka “The Gag a Maggot Song”), “20 Questions” (with lyrics by Marc Honea), “Ignorance and Want,” “People Like Us”, and the Finale.  ::sigh:: Good times.

Maybe next year, as we say in Sondheim.

Cello sonata, third mvt, take… let’s call it 6.

I know, it’s been forever. I’ve been busy. And afraid. I’ve been busy and afraid. I decided a while ago what I wanted to do to this last movement, and now I’m at the point where I have to by god do it. Very very scary.

Anyway, I worked tonight. I had already lopped off the pastoral interlude bit, and recently added the three measures of the ending. Now I had to start hammering out where it went from where I lopped it off.

It’s off to a good start, I think, although it’s not elegant. And where it peters out is awful. I’ve left it for the moment, so enjoy its awfulness while you can. It won’t be here when you get back. Maybe.

If you choose to listen to it now, be advised that when it cuts off, there are two measures of rest, and then the ending as it stands now. See what you think.

III. Andante (Elegy): mp3

A new song cycle

I had an evil idea tonight in Masterworks Chorale rehearsal.

The men were singing a Stephen Foster song, “Gentle Annie,” and I was struck by the excessively maudlin nature of the lyrics. They were revolting. “Thou shalt come no more, Gentle Annie,” etc. Also too.

The whole thing reminded me of Emmiline Grangerford in Huckleberry Finn and her odious “Ode to Stephen Dowling Botts, Dec’d,” which I will now quote in full:

ODE TO STEPHEN DOWLING BOTS, DEC’D

And did young Stephen sicken,
And did young Stephen die?
And did the sad hearts thicken,
And did the mourners cry?

No; such was not the fate of
Young Stephen Dowling Bots;
Though sad hearts round him thickened,
‘Twas not from sickness’ shots.

No whooping-cough did rack his frame,
Nor measles drear with spots;
Not these impaired the sacred name
Of Stephen Dowling Bots.

Despised love struck not with woe
That head of curly knots,
Nor stomach troubles laid him low,
Young Stephen Dowling Bots.

O no. Then list with tearful eye,
Whilst I his fate do tell.
His soul did from this cold world fly
By falling down a well.

They got him out and emptied him;
Alas it was too late;
His spirit was gone for to sport aloft
In the realms of the good and great.

Well, you asked for it by coming to this blog.

Anyway, I made a mental note to find this poem and print it out. I made an actual note in my iPhone: Huckleberrry death poetry. And that’s when it hit me. Wouldn’t that be an awesome title for a short song cycle? Huckleberry Death Songs.

Emmeline Grangerford died too young to leave behind more than the one ode, alas (and yes, that was an allusion and a joke.) But fortunately, the woman Twain was parodying has left behind several volumes of the stuff. See for yourself. And there’s tons more: Julia Moore, the Sweet Singer of Michigan.

Would this not be wickedly awesome? Some warped kind of Stephen Foster choral fest… Hm…

That concert, by the way, is October 23. It’s a Civil War Sesquicentennial thing, chock full of the usual suspects. Should be at least fun to listen to.

A world premiere

Score one for me. Last Thursday, in Valdosta State’s Whitehead Auditorium, Maila Springfield and her husband David had their faculty recital. On the program: “Six Preludes (no fugues),” written last summer expressly for Maila.

Maila Gutierrez Springfield was the staff accompanist for many years at GHP, and she is a goddess. Warm and supportive personally, she is a phenomenal pianist. I was in the chorus room for one large rehearsal when she inexplicably hit a wrong note—the whole room gasped and we had to stop. That Maila could ever play a wrong note was simply unthinkable.

Several summers ago she asked me to write something for her, David (jazz trombonist), and their friend Joren Cain (saxophonist) to play when they toured. Needless to say, I have not wrapped my head around that combination yet. But I kept her in mind, and in June of 2010 something made me start writing. I blogged about it after the fact, so I don’t have a post exclaiming, “I know! I’ll write some preludes!” but I suspect it was having been at GHP to help Marcie get started in the role of assistant program director for instruction and being with Maila at some point that week.

Here’s a pretty irony: last Thursday, I was engaged in tidying up my office, i.e., exploring notebooks that I had moved from my old cubicle to my new one and determining whether I needed to keep them (mostly not: manuals for software no one has owned for ten years, that kind of thing), and I came across a Georgia Music Educators magazine from 2002. (My predecessor, Joe Searle, was a musician.) I flipped idly through it, thinking maybe Joe kept it because he was in it, but I didn’t see any reference to him or to GHP.

However, I did see two things. Follow this chain carefully: Maila asked me to write for her after hearing Stephen Czarkowski (of cello sonata fame) butcher a reading of “Blake Leads a Walk on the Milky Way” with the orchestra; “Milky Way” is sitting now on the desk of Dr. Tim Seelig, waiting for him to have time to look over it (and then, nice man that he is, trying to figure out how to tell me that it’s not to his taste); Tim Seelig was the director of the Turtle Creek Chorale in Dallas; and there, as the highlight of the upcoming GMEA convention, was the Turtle Creek Chorale and a fabulous headshot of Dr. Seelig. Cool!

But in the back of the magazine, under University News, there was the announcement that Maila Gutierrez Springfield had been hired by VSU as staff accompanist and piano instructor. This was Thursday morning. That evening, Maila premiered “Six Preludes.” ::cue Twilight Zone theme::

So how did it go, this world premiere? I haven’t heard the performance yet—Maila had hoped the University would select her recital for web streaming—but they didn’t, but she reported Friday morning that the piece was the audience favorite. Many were astonished that I was a composer—I am such a shy, retiring bastard—and expressed an interest in hearing more of my music. Whether she’s just telling me that to make me feel good or whether it’s a wonderfully true fact, I appreciate the sentiment.

I’ve asked Maila to send me a CD or a DVD of the concert. I’ll let you know when I get it.

Now, on to the cello sonata!

My apologies

Look at this, I haven’t blogged in a month! I was going to call this post A Shame and a Disgrace, but that’s the title for another post I need to write.

I don’t really have an excuse, except that my brain is too full to let any of it out. And part of it, of course, is stuff that I don’t need to be letting out on a blog. Blogs are not diaries, people, not if you’re smart. But I’ve sworn an oath to do better.

So let’s start with the tree crashing into the labyrinth.

Previously, you will recall, the dead tree gave up the ghost after a storm, and after letting it lie in state for a day or two, I cut it up and put it over on the woodpile. Then not even two weeks later I had a Sunday free and clear. It was so free and clear that after I took care of a couple of chores, I was going to go sit in the labyrinth and read all day. Bold, radical, that’s just the way I roll.

I came downstairs from my study to let my lovely first wife know that I was heading out to the labyrinth for the day. Our den faces the back yard, and as the words were leaving my lips, a noise came from before and I saw a complete third of the neighbor’s pecan tree crash into the labyrinth.

Of course we tumbled straight downstairs and out to see what had happened:

Huge. Well, there went my free and clear Sunday. I went to change into my work kilt and get started clearing it away.

Step one, for those of you have have never had to do this kind of thing, is to strip away all the branches and leave the trunks. That’s not hard at all, of course, and becomes an analytical kind of puzzle, especially with an enormous tangle like this one.

Here’s the result:

It’s actually kind of easier to see how big the tree was when you’re just looking at the main trunks.

Habitués of the labyrinth will have noticed that the tree crashed right onto several areas where there was stuff that should have been smashed: the south point, the west point, Apollo, a candle stand, more than a couple of clay pots, the bells and lamps in the small oak tree, ferns, that kind of thing.

Nope:

Not one thing was damaged in the least, except for the stand for the lantern. It was bent slightly and was easily hammered straight. Apollo was knocked off his stand, but as I said on Facebook at the time, that’s good for him every now and then, amirite?

The fence right under the tree was dented, but even the bamboo fencing simply bent and didn’t crumble. It was really odd.

As I cleared away the limbs and prepared to whip out the chainsaw to hack up the trunks, I discovered this:

Completely undamaged. Truly bizarre.

By the time I was ready to whip out the chainsaw, my neighbor Joe showed up with his chainsaw as well. He had stopped by first thing in the morning because he had been outside and seen the tree fall, too. Now he was back to help, and I appreciated the assistance. (Especially after we did some maintenance on my chainsaw and managed to reinstall the blade backwards, rendering it temporarily useless.) So mostly Joe cut and I hauled for a while, till Joe had to go home and do other things.

I continued on my own (this was after lunch), and by late afternoon:

Take that, Nature! It’s all now firewood, an honorable end in the labyrinth, fuelling the flames of meditation and philosophical discussion.

As to what caused it to fall, who knows? The tree is perfectly healthy, as was the huge limb itself. Pecan trees have an inconvenient habit of shedding anyway, and this limb had grown all the way out over the labyrinth, plus was loaded down with pecans—I spent a lot of time raking and bagging hundreds of the things—so maybe it just got too big to sustain itself and cracked off.

The task itself was actually kind of pleasant, since my goal for the day had been to spend it in the labyrinth anyway. So there’s one thing I’ve been up to.

Cello Sonata No. 1: II. Adagio

I think I may be done with the second movement, Adagio, of the cello sonata. I swore that I was going to get it done this weekend, and I have. At least, I have filled in the gap between what I tinkered with in July and the final four measures. I don’t know what else to do with it.

As I mentioned before, playback is problematic with this piece, since there’s a section where the cello drags behind and the piano maintains a steady beat. If you look at the score, you’ll see copious instructions to the players on now to manage that. The computer, of course, just plays it all as if it’s in perfect alignment.

I know that the asynchronous playing works because I got two students to read through it this summer. They were puzzled, if polite, and I think they thought it was too easy for them to be bothering with. No matter: what I thought I heard in my head actually works, and of course it’s easy, it’s a break for the pianist between the first and third movements, which are pretty relentless.

So here it is:

II. Adagio: score [pdf] | mp3

Now to finish the third movement. Not today, of course. But soon. Soon.

Sad news from the labyrinth

The Dead Tree is dead.

I had noticed when I got home from GHP that it had sagged quite a lot. I had to trim it so that I didn’t gouge my eyes out walking the labyrinth in the dark. I figured it would go with the next storm, and it did.

It’s lying in state until tomorrow, when I have to do some maintenance back there in preparation for a Lichtenbergian gathering this weekend.

It was a beautiful thing, stark and unforgiving. Even my lovely first wife, who generally doesn’t go for metaphorical landscaping, thought it was beautiful.

In other news, I think I’m going to replace the bamboo reed fencing with actual bamboo fencing. More privacy afforded, don’t you know.

A pretty thing

In adherence to my Lichtenbergian oath (did we ever come up with one of those?), I have been avoiding working on the cello sonata since I got the first third written earlier, and today I decided to look through some of my older music files. I came across the Mass in C.

This is something I don’t think any of you have ever heard. I wrote this probably more than 20 years ago, and I know we had one readthrough at First Baptist one afternoon, and I think I remember that Denise Johnson and Julie Aagesen sang the solos in the piece I’m sharing. Other than that, it’s never been performed.

Nonetheless, I opened some of the files this afternoon and discovered that they still held up. They’re very simple harmonically (I toyed with subtitling it Missa simplex, but that was kind of icky so I stopped), and I may have to revisit the entire work at some point. There are some clumsy bits that I know enough now to fix.

The Benedictus in particular is quite lovely. Score [pdf] | mp3

Enjoy. Disclaimer: the file was sucked up into Finale 2010 from a very old file, and none of the dynamics or tenuti or anything subtle came with the notes. It’s pretty raw. Try to hear it under lights.

(I’m also avoiding the Welcome Christmas Carol Contest deadline, August 8, a setting of some text for men’s chorus and English horn. Someone should write me a text. I’m thinking an elfin kind of piece, sort of playing against the stereotypically lugubrious nature of the instrument. In fact, now that I’m writing this, I remember that I had in mind an idea for a kind of ballad to one’s beloved that involved the Yule. I knew I should have written down those fragments. Garn.)