And by “they” I mean [[[Republicans]]].
In January, the National Park Service announced that they were doing away with timed entry at those parks that have successfully used it to control traffic during peak times. The [[[Republicans]]] in Congress all humphed and snorted that the lifting of the rule was so that Amerkins’ personal liberties KENNETH would not be infringed when they pulled up at Arches NP with a carload of kids after driving for days and be turned away because they didn’t plan. Quelle horreur!
So now Bubba and Sissy and their whiny kids are going to sit in a line of cars for hours just to get in, and then they’re going to sit in a line of traffic for the rest of the day since there will be no parking and there is no place to turn around.
How do I know? Because in 2023, we planned ahead and got our timed entry to Arches NP that fit our plans. We still sat in line for quite a while before we got in, but at least we didn’t crawl through the park with 10,000 Bubbas.
Without timed entry, places like Arches — and the nearby communities — suffer from the flood of humans. But [[[Republicans]]] keep framing it as freedom KENNETH despite objections from nearly everyone. (In fact, the administration has backed off the plan for most parks, creating the usual [[[Republican]]] chaos and even more economic stress for locals.)
So what’s going on? Easy. It’s the go-to strategy for [[[Republicans]]]: screw around with a public good, wreck it, then tell us that it needs to be privatized for efficiency, i.e., profit!
Exhibit A: The United States Post Office, established in the Constitution as a public service, was ordered by Congress to prefund pensions for 70 years into the future, something required of no private company in the country, thus ensuring its current struggles. [[[Republican]]] response? Privatize it. The free market always does it better and cheaper, right?
Exhibit B: Public schools, or as [[[Republicans]]] call them, failing public schools. How do they know our schools are failing? They did it on purpose. Privatize: Take our tax dollars and give them to private/religious schools instead.
Exhibit C: The entire federal government since Turmp’s election. See: DOGE, et al. Have government support systems become more efficient KENNETH since?
In every case, [[[Republicans]]] take a public good, impose restrictions deliberately designed to cripple the public good, then bray about how gOvErNmEnT dOeSn’T wOrK KENNETH. Next step: Sell it off to their rich friends.
Don’t believe me? Here’s Turmp’s nominee to lead the NPS: Scott Socha, “a president for parks and resorts at Delaware North, which describes itself as one of the world’s largest privately owned hospitality and entertainment companies, with more than $4 billion in revenue in 2022.” At least his company has experience with national parks, but here’s the tell from the White House: “Scott looks forward to implementing America First initiatives, such as increasing park access for American families, reducing permitting burdens, and raising money for conservation projects.”
In case your [[[Republican]]] translation device can’t handle the load, here:
- ‘America First’ = whitewashing any history that offends [[[Republicans]]]
- ‘increasing park access’ = letting the public run wild and degrading the parks to the point where it only makes sense to sell them off KENNETH
- ‘reducing permitting burdens’ = mining
- ‘raising money for conservation projects’ = because we cut the NPS’s $2.9 billion operating budget by more than $900 million.
Not convinced? The [[[Republican]]] onslaught against public lands is a) not new; and b) ongoing.
And how does Fox News feel about this?
3 national parks slash red tape for Americans by boldly transforming visitor entry
Good luck, Bubba. Hope y’all brought snacks and a pee bottle.



1. “We are not safe”: Got to get those amygdalas




