Dear Fox News: Shut up.


So even if we were talking about a 102-year-old Klansman waiting to vote for the zombie Strom Thurman—which we’re not, but even if we were—here’s the rule: when you’re 102 years old, you get a pass. For everything. No one is allowed to mock you. For anything.

The fact that anyone has to explain this to Fox News is a sad commentary on Fox News.

Additionally, at no time should you have to stand in line for three hours to vote. Even if you’re zombie Strom Thurmond in a wheelchair.

Personally, I’d like to know why those standing in line simply didn’t pass her up to the front—there you go, Fox News, mock those losers. But leave the 102-year-old alone. Losers.

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