It seems that Hasbro has decided to come out with a “Cheaters” edition of Monopoly. Their rationale is that since people are incorrigible cheaters at the classic board game anyway, they might as well play along, encouraging “players to cheat by such methods as moving another player’s token, skipping spaces, or stealing extra money from the bank when they pass Go.”
“Those who successfully pull off the cheats are rewarded with cash and property,” Hasbro sweetly concludes.
I was never a huge fan of the game as a child. It seemed to me that there was something inherently unfair about the game, where one person ended up with all the money and everyone else ended up broke. You may imagine how vindicated I felt when I learned that the game was originally meant to be a lesson in unrestrained capitalism, a warning about what happens when you let the rich eat you instead of the right and proper vice versa.
So, Hasbro, “Those who successfully pull off the cheats are rewarded with cash and property”?
You don’t fupping say.