A couple of weeks ago, we were out to dine with some friends in a downtown Atlanta hotel restaurant. As we were leaving, I made a pit stop in anticipation of the drive home, and in the men’s room one of the urinals was dead.

I knew it was dead because it had been bagged and tagged. And on the great big red bag, in great big letters was johnnycovers.com.

Go ahead, I’ll wait.

Yes, that’s a thing. Do we live in a great nation or what?

That’s it. I don’t really have anything more to say about it.