So today I got an email:
I come to announce the good news about my TRUNK BOX, I finally found a friend who paid for my Air ticket that allowed me to arrived in this country to get my trunk box personally. God so kind, I was able to recover it successfully, but I’m afraid to cross the two airport with the big luggage, however, I need you to join me here to find solution together to get everything DONE in order that we get this 14.5 MILLION USD out of this country to your country for investment.
I have another solution, if I open the trunk box, I will send you 10,000 usd so you can use it to open a special account so that all 14.5 MILLION USD will be transferred to the account. Is this solution good??
Please answer me immediately.
Hope to hear from you
Mercy. First of all, of course, the actual correspondent is no one named Nora Thomas. Second of all… who could possibly fall for this kind of thing?
But how tempting is this? I am this close to answering:
That is very good news about your trunk box! I would be delighted to assist you to getting the 14.5 MILLION USDto my country for investment purposes. You must be very tired waiting in the airport!
Although, I can see one problem. If you wire me 10,000 USD my bank will have to report the transfer to the government, but, we cannot allow the actual risk for then they would confiscate your trunk box!
I have the solution is to mail me two checks for 5,000 USD each. I can safely deposit those checks separately and then we can proceed. I hope this solution is good for you too.
I look forward to your answer immediately.
If you don’t stop me, I may very well do it.
UPDATE, 5/24/18: I did it. I changed the signature to Mrs. Dale, but it’s off. Let’s see what happens next.